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Written by: Everett De Roche

Directed by: Richard Franklin

BBD Comments:

I had planned on going back and re-watching this, but then I found out Jamie Lee Curtis doesn’t get naked.


Thanks as always for taking a risk, WildCard.


Sorry I fell asleep.


Onwards.


Bourbon Cookie Comments:

Cool, I love Stacy Keach.  Never heard of ‘Road Games.’  Happy Forth of July all!  Damn, that champagne is kicking in…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 


What the…shit.  Sorry Slim.


SELECTOR Comments:

“’Road Games,’ or How I was a Tool”

by WildCard Slim

 

Much like America’s little big interaction in Iraq, I had no idea the extent of repercussions to which the 4th of July MovieNight would have on me – namely, my Selection ‘Road Games.’

 

The Crew was gone, save for a few Members and friends, and the actual SELECTOR for the night (Netti) was M.I.A., so I assumed my last-minute “pick” for that Wednesday would be just “a pick” and not my Selection. I had Netflixed 4 real possibilities, which were due to arrive days before my actual pick the following week, so I had plenty of time to view all 4 and find the proper film to show the Crew.  Now, when Tooda asked me earlier in the day if I had “a movie to show for the 4th of July?” I assumed he meant to ask “Do I have a movie to show for the 4th of July?” and not “Do you want to switch with Netti and show your Selection now, and he’ll take your spot next week.” So, with this little mix-up of communiqué (which I blame on Tooda’s new iPhone texting system), I brought a DVD that I had at home – just one from my vast collection of seven. And this film was ‘Road Games’ with Stacy Keach and a young Jamie Lee Curtis.  Now, who the hell in their right mind would bring as their Selection a 1981 road film/slasher film with Stacey Keach? A good film? Yeah, sure, it’s fun. A MovieNight Selection? Fuck no! Half the audience slept through the last 45 minutes…

 

I was duped! I wasn’t informed of that particular Wednesday night being an “official” MovieNight until after my celluloid turd aired on the widescreen, and after we learned that MovieNight North had 35 members for their screening on the same night. To save face against our powerful Northern brethren, I fell prey to politics! I was a tool for the 4th of July. On the very same day we celebrate our independence, I was issued a one-way ticket to Guantanamo.

 

And what hurts even more about this little dilemma is that I had a perfect picture to show for that night, but I didn’t want to spend a great pick on a Non-Official night. Only one movie quote can illustrate how I feel right now: Judge Reinhold’s “I hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!